#Ass Pancakes RP

[asspancakefreak]

About/Pinned

Welcome to an 20+ Indie RP side-blog for the beloved (or hated) TF2 freak, Ass Pancakes. At least my interpretation. People below 18 please DNI.

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First off, lets start with some warnings.

This blog will be NSFW for a variety of reasons. Including but not limited to, dumbofassery, blood, gore, violence, possible cannibalism (though Pancakes ain't into that), excessive consumption of BONK, some drugs, mental/emotional episodes, with more or less sexual themes. Okay probably higher amounts of suggestive themes. Pancake can be a degenerate. Not all will be a constant theme though to be safe rather not have minors interacting for my peace of mind.

Rules n' Such

I will not talk about politics or IRL events IC or OOC. I am here for fun and to take a break from reality. If you want that on your blog at least tag it, please.

I will not be able to follow everyone back and if I do the main is to my RED scout OC @bruisedknuckledbuckshot. Even if I do not follow back from my main it does not mean that I am not some level of interested.

Shipping is not the main concern of this blog. I do not exactly plan to tie Pancakes down to anyone unless it really clicks. Do not take it personal if he fools around with someone else, it's not cheating if he never planned on it being serious. And will voice it as such.

There will be some level of fair fights. Ass Pancakes is canonly pretty fast and resilient but not immortal or completely impossible to hurt. Just may be a bit harder to accomplish even if he is more 'beefed' out than regular mercenaries. BUT WONT ONE SHOT WITHOUT WARNING. Do not act surprise if he hurts your character after I give a fair warning, especially if he is threatened.

Other Info

Mun is 30 female and have been RPing for about 13-15 years now with some on and off health issues. Been in and out of the fandom at least since 2010.

I can attempt RP semi lengthy replies to very short crack RPs. Though if you give me only one word reply after i write several sentences then I will not bother. Not fair to either one of us otherwise.

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[ballintm]

w-...?? who da hell is THIS

[freak-asspancakes]

HEY! LOOK AT ME!

*puts a large target on my head and runs*

wh- AAAY, COME BACK HERE. ILL GETCHA, I WILL GETCHA, CMERE!! COME. BAAACKKK

AUUGHHHRH!!!!!

[allykatsart]

Who is Peccantum?

Peccantum is an old OC of mine translated into Hazbin hotel! Here he is a sinner, a deer boi with anxiety, trauma and a deep craving for power!

After he died, Peccantum sought out and made a deal with a certain radio demon. Seven years later, it comes to bite him in the ass as Alastor calls upon him to work as Hazbin's hotel bellhop/magician/errand boy! Now he's thrown into these wacky adventures while trying to navigate a rocky relationship with his new boss.

More about Peccantum:

Comics-

Checking In

The Teleporting Thing with Alastor

Making Poison with Pentious

The Daughter of Lucifer

Cleaning Day with Nifty

Feeding the Power Hungry

Dead Air

Episode 3 Making Friends

Absolutely Flustered by Angel

Meeting Vox

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Peccantum's Deal

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Game Night

Episode 5 Aftermath w/Husk

Episode 6 w/ Cherri

Episode 7 Aftermath w/Charlie

Post Episode 8 Part 1

Post Episode 8 Part 2 (TW:Blood/Violence/Slight gore)

Pancakes with Lucifer

Lessons with Alastor (RP based)

Animations-

Cut My Hair — Animation

Animation — Magic Show!

Curiosity — AU Animation

Esmeralda — Animatic

Sell my Sour Soul — Short

THIS close — Short

Circle Dot, Heart Shot — animation

Doodles-

Only Human After All

Height Chart

Houdini!

Happy Peccantum Sketch

Deer oh deer what have we here?

Shadows

?????????

Outfit- Ready for a Fight

Ears up

Ask Event!

Magic practice

Reaction Time

Who is Dolf?

Dubs (Apparently???????)

AlyexVA

Peccantum's Deal Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Checking In

Rain melody

Checking in

Ep 7 aftermath

Asks-

What is Peccantum?

Styling Peccantum's hair

Deer in the headlights

Small Things

Peccantum's 'Stalker wall'

Non-Canon Crossover with Fallen Emily

Domestic Stuff

Peccantum's Past, Future, and Present

Betting on rivals

A quote from IMP

Houdini vs Alastor

Parental issues

Peccantum's Voice

Visiting Cannibal Colony

Sexual Orientation and Flirting

Ask Peccantum- Why Alastor?

Ask Peccantum- How did you live/die?

Vaggie's Reveal

Relationships & Change

Meanwhile, during Episode 7...

Childhood Memories

[bruisedknuckledbuckshot]

[I am struggling NOT to revamp my very first TF2 OC sniper and/or RP that TF2 Freak Ass Pancake since he is so unhinged.]

[whimsicalgoose]

who the FUCK are christian brutal sniper and ass pancakes?? am i insane??? i thought it was like that fake minecraft rp server tumblr made up circa 2021 with glup shitto or whatever his name was. who are these people

[freak-asspancakes]

UGGHGH.. YOU DONT GET IT. this is DIFFERENT. i.

... ... .. .. . I HATE. EVERYTHIIINNGG GRRAAUGHHH!!

AAUGGHH. YOU. YOU.

YoU yOU... I. IM GONNA BONK. BONK. BONK YOU

@freak-asspancakes

Ah...pancakes- I'm quite surprised that you, out of everyone has come here today...

he sighs as he stood right back up

If you raise your hand against me, you'd best know what you intend to do with it.

[sjofn-lofnsdottr]

The Inevitable Farron Post

So I mentioned it a tiny bit offhand in places people likely didn't notice, but Dusk has ... hm, how to put it. The characters are already married in game, so I tend to refer to him as Dusk's husband, but in their actual RP timeline, they are decidedly not married yet, because they haven't known each other THAT long and are already barreling along their relationship at breakneck speed as it is.

In any case, Dusk has a partner, let's use that term.

His name is Farron, and Dusk loves him very much.

(some environmental spoilers from EW, if that bugs people)

Farron has his own tumblr over at @petitfarron and I am going to let him decide how much jibberjabber about the character he decides to do. Strap in for a long post, though, because I can sense I'm still going to write a lot even skipping that.

I have so many pictures of these two, and over time I'm sure I'll shove them in people's faces. You will inevitably notice as you look at them that Farron has changed his coloration, his height, his hairstyle several times. He's actually done it far more than I've chronicled, because after four plus years of watching this dude repeatedly fantasia himself, I can usually tell the difference between a flight of fancy that won't last more than an hour, and an actual change, and I do not bother with elaborate gposes if the appearance has no staying power.

When we first started RPing, I intended to RP Dusk as not-the-WoL, but Farron encouraged me to change my mind. And I figured fuck it, it's just us, who cares. It's turned out to be really fun, because regular-ass Farron learning about what absurd shit his boyfriend got up to before they met has been really, really funny.

They first met after the end of 6.0 in Gridania. Dusk is technically a member of the carpenter's guild in addition to being the savior of the world, and after a day of being a big weirdo with Beatin (Beatin is 100% what I expect Dusk to turn into once he's old and retires from adventuring, btw), he walked outside and was accosted by Farron, who (correctly) asserted Dusk looked like a man who could use an energy tincture. Dusk, even after all the times he's had something to drink and it didn't go well after, is still a trusting soul and downed it.

Farron wanted to 'observe' how the tincture affected Dusk, who did not seem to think this was weird at all, and since Dusk had mentioned being hungry, invited him to dinner at the Last Stand. Dusk found it mildly surprising this rando was assuming Dusk could get there, but he could, so off they went.

Dusk was blissfully unaware he was on a date at this point. Farron, if he wants, can explain why his brain melted over the course of their meal, but he went from brazenly walking up to Dusk and just talking like they've known each other for years, to a blushy mess before dinner was over. Dusk politely pretended not to notice, since he didn't want to embarrass him.

Farron met Duck (of course he met Duck!) and they went for a walk, and he mostly calmed down enough to have a nice conversation. Although he almost exploded again when Dusk offered to walk him home after they got back to Gridania.

Nothing sexy happened that night, but Dusk did spend the night (it was perfectly chaste) and Farron made him pancakes. They agreed to hang out that evening. Dusk was still completely unaware these were dates in Farron's mind.

He figured it out eventually.

And Farron got some of his swagger back. Some of the time, anyway, Dusk can still make him melt into a puddle of embarrassment if he hits him with the right sort of sentimental nonsense at the right time.

It was a couple of weeks before Farron figured out his Dusk was THAT Dusk. It was one of those situations where it never felt like a good time for Dusk to mention, and the longer he went without saying it, the harder it was. Luckily, Farron wasn't mad.

They're currently in 6.1 (Farron got to go on ~adventures~ with Dusk, very exciting!), moved in together in Empyreum (I need to take some pictures for you guys to see, Farron did the bulk of the decorating and it's so cozy) and we really need to pick up our pace if we're going to actually get them to 7.0 in a timely manner. :D

Farron's pet rabbit is named Miss Wiggles, by the way. He was embarrassed to tell Dusk this, but Dusk thought it was incredibly cute.

Now that I've told you the extreme basics of their relationship and where it's at, I am going to complain. So kisses are, by far, the most difficult thing for me to pose. They feel EXTRA DIFFICULT when there's a huge height difference, and I was glad Farron was at least tall for a viera dude.

At first.

The DAY AFTER they got married, Farron fantasia'd to be a 20 on the height scale.

Fine, I thought. It's annoying, but not the worst, I can deal.

Then a few days later, he shrunk all the way down to minimum height.

He's lucky I like challenges.

[asspancakefreak]

Just going to throw out a tiny RP promo for this Freak Ass Pancakes. Or just Pancake for short. Indie side blog that is a little divergent from the OG character but we will get into that when we get there. Warnings and more info in the pinned post for this nerd @asspancakefreak

[speedy-scout-is-cool]

wait if a gay person is saying they ain’t gay does that make me gay uh if I say I ain’t gay so then what am I supposed to say then if I ain’t gay

is it actually true that red scout smells like socks?

Yeah, it's true. You think I'd be lyin' about that??

[goodgirlscarousel]

girl ive been using jai but they don't let blood brothers kiss on there 💔

honey 💔💔🖤 when i tried to do my incest rp on jai it wouldnt stay on topic even with my own bot, like why was jonathan taking me out to woods to take pictures or feed me pancakes, when i wanted him to touch and kiss me as Will

😋 if ur gonna also do an incest rp chat, i recommend making your own bot to do so cuz that way it can know like how you want things to go 🤤🤤 jai is so ass

[freak-asspancakes]

Ass waffles, whats your opinion on the current economic downfall of the “united” states of america?

ass. PANCAKES. GET IT RIGHT.

i do NOT CARE!!! AAAUGHHH i dont CARE about the economy of AMERICA. I HATE HATE HATE IT

[callmegkiddo]

Yanceford Angst/Fluff

-@wifywarfy

(Sending requests one by one)

Another request from the old man!

Aight, just cuz I feel petty, I'm doing fluff

You and your greasy ass are doing Wilford angst in your RP already with Father numero dos-

Soft rays of sunlight bleed through the blinds, waking up the ego from his slumber. His long locks of hair splayed out on the pillow like some sort of spider. Blinking his tired brown eyes, Yancy reaches out to his side for his lover. He feels nothing.

Shooting up, Yancy's eyes wide with alarm searching for any sign of Wilford. "Bubblegum?" the free bird calls out for his unusually bright partner. He pushes the covers off of him, letting the cool breaze of the AC hit his uncovered feet.

He shifts around the bed and gets off the soft mattress. His feet felt the cold wooden floor. He slips on his slippers and shuffles out of the room. Rubbing his eyes, he pushes past the cracked open door. His unkempt hair shadows his face as he walks to the shining lights of the living room.

Sitting on the couch were Bing and Yan, both of which were playing some Uno, with Sliver Shepard, Magnum, and Ed watching. Yan was busy watching Bing struggle to find the right card to counter her, but when she noticed Yancy, she happily waved at him. "Ohayōgozaimasu Yancy-kun!" everyone looked up and greeted the free bird a good morning.

Yancy chuckles under his tired breath, walking over he ruffles Yan's hair playfully. The teenager whines at this and swats his hand. "Mornin Yan... Do you know where Wilford is?" Yan giggles like a schoolgirl, already seeing through Yancy's tiredness. She points to the kitchen, "Yep, He's making pancakes!" Yancy sighs with relief and pats Yan on the head gratefully.

"Thanks, kid" "Don't go making out on the counter again!" Bing called out, his optics still focused on his hand of cards. Yancy blushes a tad, remembering exactly what Bing was talking about.

Scoffing the free bird flipped Bing off. And with that, he went to the kitchen.

Just as he took a step inside the confines of the kitchen, the sun flashed him in the eyes. He hisses in protest and covers his eyes, of course, the blinds were pulled back.

A soft gasp rang against the checkered tiles of the kitchen, Yancy looked up, still shielding his eyes. There was Wilford, with his bright pink mustache and pretty but also frilly beige apron. His eyes were wide with what looked like a dear caught in headlights.

Yancy smiles warmly, the sunlight reflected off of his sweetheart so perfectly....

Wilford blushes at the warm smile and pouts, "Don't just stand there! Help me beat this batter!" He protests at Yancy, waving at him to come closer. Yancy chuckled and shuffled over, he wraps his arms around Wilford's waist, letting his chin propped up on the ego's shoulder. "Pancakes?" He asks with a small smirk, his eyes studying Wilford's movements. The pink ego puffed his chest out, his eyes shining with pride, "Why of course! Aaand" He pulls out a bag of candy, "Choco chips!"

Yancy's smile grew as he sighed, nuzzling Wilford and planting a kiss on his forehead. The pink ego laughs wholeheartedly, his bashful grin shining in both of their memories.

They would never forget these moments, these domestic, and soft moments... Never...

[sasorikigai]

well thanks to yang mun, I now know much about MK, and through your blog I have learned so much of Hanzo, and love him as a character, you write him so well. I started last year knowing 0 mortal kombat lore. now i know much, and apparently the scorpion has cake.

Random Inbox Shenanigans || anonymous || always accepting!

If you are familiar with my kontents, you should know I have a major beef with how NRS has given him a flat ass pancake ass for my thicc beefy ninja. And this crackity-but-not-so-much-crack post, because Hanzo Hasashi is painfully thick. I hope everyone remembers this stupid discourse, but Hanzo Hasashi DESERVES better asscheeks than what NRS gave him. I make the rules and I won’t accept anything other than full thighs and full cheeks (aka what NRS gave Spawn). 

Hanzo Hasashi may be a broken soul, an incompetent ninja and Shirai Ryu Grandmaster to some, but he is the strongest and the most relatable survivor and warrior I know; his trauma and what he experiences through his life and death is painfully human, as his character went through the transformational elevation of inner and outer awareness of self, that gradually allowed him to live a life with less psychological contradictions and conflicts, and less frustration and non-acceptance. 

Thank you, @yetremains for spreading the expansive and complex MK lore, and thank you, anon, for such awesome compliment. Like I said last night, If my humble RP blog can do one thing for people out there, it would be to make people love Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion, because he truly deserves all the love he can get, and if you didn’t know about him at all, to let his character be known outside the MK fandom.

[streetsteel]

@slightly-gay-pogohammer​ / @infernalpursuit​ sent this years ago (ok not years) but here I am:  is your muse good at cooking and / or baking? ( i have the ask limit in the rp blog and i dont wanna wait hi )

EXCUSE YOU JAY IS A BAD BOY WHO LOVES MOTORCYCLES AND FIGHTING AND BEING A SHITHEAD DO YOU THINK HE COOKS?? 

He absolutely fuckin’ cooks and bakes and he’s fuckin’ great at it.

MIND YOU, not in the fancy ‘honhon I made a 72 course meal with caviar and wagyu beef and this super high class microgreens salad’ way. Very much in the ‘I am not fancy about it but I’ll make it good’ way. Everyday meals just made tasty and nicely seasoned/spice. Fresh ingredients when it’s within budget. Hell, he’ll pimp the shit out of leftovers and whip up something cool with them. Don’t ask him about wine pairings, he doesn’t know her, but beer pairings? He’s your man. Prep meals for the week? He’s 100% down. Sunday mornings at Aqua are pancake mornings and you bet your ass he’s enjoying himself making those. Food is one of life’s simple pleasures and he plans on capitalizing on that in serotonin. Baking and cooking are relaxing to him. 

Also as a note? He’s 100% excellent about that eating on a budget thing. Meals that barely cost anything a portion. And he wastes as little as possible when cooking. Bones can be boiled down to get broth, bacon grease can be kept to slap into gravy or even to fry hash browns, and so on, and so forth. If he can afford to, he will go to local fish markets to get some fresh catches for a decent price rather than going to the grocery store. He also knows where and when to find them farmers’ markets. Fuck chain stores, do a little more leg work and skip the middle man, it’s worth it. 

[phantasmalcalamity-a]

FAVORITE CHARACTER MEME!

List your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!

These are in order

1) Gundham Tanaka(Danganronpa) My absolute favorite character. He’s just so adorable, kind even though he pretends otherwise, and he gets so flustered and cute. His eccentric personality and strange way of speaking are so fun to RP and portray. He’s my second longest RPed character.

2) Gin Ichimaru(Bleach) Always was my favorite ever until Gundham took the spot. I love how intricate and complicated his mind works, and how you never know what he’s thinking till the very end. All he does for Rangiku is absolutely adorable. His death made me so sad. The character I’ve RPed for the longest time.

3) Goro Akechi(Persona 5) I’m an Akechi SIMP. He’s so amazing at hiding his crazy side(Just like I am) but man I love crazy Akechi so much. I want him to step on me. I love the pancake memes too. I RP and cosplay him, and he’s my husband.

4) Katsuki Bakugo(Boku no Hero Academia) Bakugo is so much fun to RP as, and I love his explosive personality. Unlike most angry character types, he’s really smart and calculated. Honestly, I find most of the BNHA characters kind of bland, and I feel like Bakugo has enough personality for all of them.

5) Erza Scarlet(Fairy Tail) She’s one of the strongest female characters around, and she’s so amazing. She’s kind, yet strict. She fights for her family and loves them. I strive to be like her honestly.

6) Light Yagami(Death Note) Light is the one MC in existence that gets a favorite vote from me. He’s such a complicated, well-written MC that is also the villain and I love it. I have strong ties to Death Note since my Dad watched it with me, and I’ve always just loved Light. He’s so calculating and tries to do good but doing evil.

7) Levi Ackerman(Attack on Titan)  He’s such a badass, and he’s got a temper, but he still knows how to be calm and collected when needed. He’s a great Captain, and every scene he’s in you just know it’ll be bad ass. I might also what him to step on me.

8) Maes Hughes(Full Metal Alchemist) I grew up with FMA, and Hughes quickly became the big brother figure I never had. The way he loved his family and took in Ed and Al. He was always so kind and funny. His death is one of 2 anime scenes that actually made me cry.

9) Yami Sukehiro(Black Clover) I like him for super similar reasons to Levi. Badass Captain, and he’s hot. Every fight scene with him is amazing. He’s always surpassing his limits(and taking shits)

10) Inosuke Hashibara(Demon Slayer) Inosuke is always cracking me up. He’s the Bakugo without the smarts, but he only provides more comedic relief. I love when he learns new things too. It’s almost a child-like naivety.

Tagged by: @bloomingtalent​

Tagging: Whoever wants to! Please steal this.